THINGS

“In a class all by itself. Consistently astounding as it unfolds in all its bizarre glory, and still unlike anything most viewers have ever seen.”
-- CANUXPLOITATION

This movie is your new favorite drug. Somewhere in Canada, three friends arrive at a house in the woods to watch TV and drink beer. Little do they know that they’ve stepped into a black hole to another dimension, one that’s dripping with giant mutant bugs, gore-soaked chainsaw battles, and violence against all forms of logic. No words can prepare you for THINGS. While watching this D.I.Y. non-sequitur from anti-reality, your central nervous system will be consumed by every emotion that’s essential to being alive -- excitement, hilarity, outrage, fascination, confusion, repulsion, and exhilaration. If John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule from CHECK IT OUT WITH DR. STEVE BRULE decided to make a hoser horror movie, it would be known as THINGS.