BIRDEMIC 3: SEA EAGLE

From writer/director James Nguyen—the self-trademarked “Master of the Romantic Thriller”—comes this all-new sequel to his 2010 eco-horror sensation BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR. When global warming triggers climate chaos along the Northern California coast, two scientific researchers will discover tender romance, awkward dancing, overly earnest moralizing, appalling CGI, automatic weapons, and a plague of attacks by sea eagles that could lead to the extinction of life on earth. Or, as one character wisely proclaims in this conclusion of Nguyen’s immortal cinematic vision, “We have to accept our fate. It is death.”