“Pleasant fun . . . straightforward satire.” - Judith Crist, NEW YORK MAGAZINE
Mild-mannered Richard Clark spends his days writing obituaries for a local San Francisco paper. When a series of bizarre closet murders begin, Richard is assigned to cover what his editor thinks is an insignificant story. But he’s about uncover the story of the century! A virtually indestructible monster is tearing through people’s wardrobes, and their flesh, in the City by the Bay! Can the might of the U.S. military stop this vile vestment vestibule villain?? Can blood stains wash out of a polyester blend?? These questions, and more, will be answered when you come face to face with the MONSTER IN THE CLOSET! This satire of 1950s monster movies stars horror icon John Carradine, Claude Akins (THE CURSE), Henry Gibson (THE 'BURBS), and Paul Dooley (STARNGE BREW), plus a young Paul Walker (FAST AND FURIOUS) in his very first film role.