THE CARTIER AFFAIR

“Joan Collins masterfully treads the line between camp and sincerity” – Adam Waldowski, Letterboxd

To settle a debt with crime boss Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas) ex-con Curt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) must be hired as secretary to soap star Cartier Rand (Joan Collins), in a plot to steal her jewels. The catch is that Rand refuses to have a male secretary unless he’s gay, and Taylor will have to keep up an act for as long as it takes to do the job. But soon Taylor finds himself falling in love with Rand, and it’s up to him which score he wants to make.